Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Hotel Joke - Astotel
Located at a distance of 2.5 km from such natural attractions as Tuileries Garden, Hotel Joke - Astotel Paris includes a lobby area and baggage storage. The 3-star hotel features a shared lounge and various recreational opportunities, and rooms with views of the courtyard.
Nestled in the very heart of Paris, near a tube station, the property is close to Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre. This Paris hotel is only 5 minutes on foot from Moulin Rouge Dinner Theater and about 10 minutes by car from Sainte-Chapelle. Also, guests can enjoy its major location, only a short walk from Musee de la Vie Romantique Museum. For those travelling from afar, Orly airport is 29 minutes' drive away.
The Joke - Astotel Paris has 44 rooms appointed with a flat-screen TV with satellite channels, as well as self-catering options such as a minibar fridge. They are decorated with stylish furniture.
Guests can work out in a gym.
The boutique-style Joke - Astotel features a buffet breakfast. This property has a bar with Wi-Fi and a TV. Le Flamboire offers a wide range of French dishes and lies about 5 minutes' walk away.
Amenities
Main Features
- Wi-Fi
- 24-hour services
- Child-friendly
- Breakfast
- Air conditioning
- No pets allowed
Facilities
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- No parking
- Safe deposit box
- 24-hour reception
- No pets allowed
- Rooms/ Facilities for disabled
- 24-hour security
- Luggage storage
- Lift
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
- Electric kettle
- In-room breakfast
- Special diet menus
- Housekeeping
- Dry cleaning
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Mini-bar
- Soundproofed rooms
- Sitting area
- Tea and coffee facilities
- Free toiletries
- Flat-screen TV
- AM/FM alarm clock
- Cots
- Carpeted floor
Policy
Map
Local Attractions
Attractions
- Place de L'Etoile/Place Charles-de-Gaulle (2.9 km)
- Sacré-Coeur (950 m)
- Librairie de Paris (400 m)
- Playground Duperre (300 m)
- Place Pigalle (400 m)
- L'Europeen (450 m)
- The Fourth Apple (300 m)
- Place Dauphine (3 km)
- Opera Garnier (1.2 km)
- Moulin Rouge (200 m)
Airports
- Orly (21 km)
Train stations
- Gare Saint-Lazare (900 m)
Reviews
100% Verified Reviews
Charles
2024-06-11
Modern and soundproof rooms with a view, food brilliant. A mini fridge bar, a personal safe, and an air conditioning available.
Barrie
2024-04-20
Booked suite, that included a kettle and a storage. It featured a comfortable decor and included a big size bathroom. The staff were absolutely courteous and patient hole time of my stay.
Robert
2024-04-03
Got a delicious breakfast included. The rooms were both bright, quiet, complete with complimentary water and a giant bathroom plus drinks. The location was marvellous and brilliant in the lovely area.
Sally
2024-03-30
Terrific staff and simple place. Cosy and warm unit with snacks, the bedroom, for instance.
John
2024-02-28
The whole place was overall clean and the staff were very helpful. The breakfast was substantial and offered lots of options. Had perfect location to up market restaurant. And it was also close to Moulin Rouge and Montmartre, Blanche Station and Pigalle.
William
2024-02-19
Perfect rooms with amusing decor and the location is amazing. Personable and informative staff as one would expect.
Charles
2024-02-09
The hotel offers good, individual rooms with a giant bathroom and snacks plus juice. The breakfast is gorgeous and exceptionally nice, I really enjoyed it. Offers great service and delicious food. The employees are terrific and outstanding.
Louise
2024-02-06
I got a brand-new room with a patio, amusing decor, as example. The location was wonderful and perfect, close to a tube station. Moreover, it was just a short stroll away from Place Pigalle and other sights in Paris.
Toby
2024-02-04
The suite was individual, had a mini fridge bar, an individual safe, and air conditioner. Our location was simple in a safe area.
Ted
2024-01-20
Everything was perfect, we felt very welcome. It was a joy spending time in the new-fashioned room with complimentary water, the bedroom, a patio.
Cyril
2024-01-20
Everything was perfect, had a quite comfortable stay for 6 nights at the Hotel Joke. The personnel was consistently courteous, we all felt very welcome. A bus station was steps away from place.
David
2024-01-17
Well laid out, new-fashioned unit with drinks, complimentary water plus snacks. Lots of excellent food for meals. Very helpful staff; smooth check in.
Steven
2023-12-22
The location is good and they have parking nearby. Also, it's located 4 km from Harmondsworth Moor. The rooms are neat and nicely decorated, equipped with a work desk, coffee/tea making equipment, and a TV set.
Alan
2023-12-10
The breakfast was substantial and delicious with a wide range of options. My tidy and themed room came with a giant bathroom, drinks and complimentary minibar. The location of the hotel was central, adjacent to Louvre museum area, Paris for tourists and moulin rouge, Montmartre and restaurants/bars. Furthermore, I walked to see The Grave of a Nazi Dog.
William
2023-11-16
The room was neat and modern with a view. Its a work desk, coffee/tea making equipment, and a TV set were much appreciated during our trip.
Alexandra
2023-11-09
We were offered an exceptionally nice breakfast with good home made coffee and cakes, for example. Its location was simple, near Blanche subway station, and in a lovely area.
Some of the staff were disappointing.
Jack
2023-11-07
We stayed in a spotlessly clean room that had central heating, a work desk, and coffee/tea making facilities. Terrific service offered in this hotel. Besides, there was parking nearby. The location was great for Paris, adjacent to transport, Gare du Nord and other areas. It also was to sightseeing.
Chris
2023-10-23
Thanks to the top-class staff everything was really good, including lots of great food. Near a tube station, the location was perfect and amazing, to all the major sites. Moreover, it was approx 10-15 minutes' walk from Place du Tertre. All in all a really lovely stay, the venue met what was needed.
Gordon
2023-10-06
The staff members were exceptionally nice and immensely pleasant. The room was neat and modern, we had a work desk, coffee/tea making equipment, and a TV set.
Thomas
2023-09-11
Great way to end our trip. Central location, within easy walking distance of Montmartre. Steps away from a bus stop.
Jay
2023-09-03
This accommodation was in the central location very close to metro stations. The room was beautifully decorated and well-organised with a mirror on the ceiling, a patio, comfy bed, just what was needed.
Paul
2023-08-15
The room with a view. The staff was really friendly all the time. The location was excellent close to Blanche metro, close to a tube station. Also, the hotel was just a short stroll away from a themed wall.
Fred
2023-08-07
It was in a central location, in a lovely neighborhood.
David
2023-08-04
The staff were all top-class and highly courteous. Stayed at an a nice size and tastefully decorated room with a giant bathroom, a mirror on the ceiling plus amusing decor.
Paul
2023-08-01
Had cosy and warm room with private bathroom and a mini fridge bar, an individual safe and air conditioner. The location was super and simple for walking around Moulin Rouge Dinner Theater.
Tom
2023-07-27
Units with amusing decor. Terrific service, parking nearby.
John
2023-07-25
The room was immaculately clean and it had a shower, a hair dryer and toiletries, that's cool. The hotel was placed in the central location in a lovely neighborhood.
Valerie
2023-07-17
Exceptionally nice breakfast with a good choice of options, convenient and clean place. Outstanding staff, warm rooms with a view. Brilliant, marvellous location in Paris, right by the metro station. Also, in the centre of Paris.
Larry
2023-07-15
The location is good, relatively close to Montmartre. Btw, it is steps away from a bus stop, so close to everything.
Edward
2023-07-08
The location was marvellous and incredible and the staff were polite. It was about 25 km from the airport.
John
2023-07-06
The place was impeccably clean with a top-class and highly courteous staff. They gave me well decorated and modern room with a giant bathroom, a patio, as example. There was lots of bars and cafés to choose from.
Joseph
2023-06-14
The staff was very helpful and everything was really good. The rooms were a nice size with amusing decor and had all necessary facilities.
Jamie
2023-06-08
The staff was superfriendly and accommodating all the time. I had a brand-new room with snacks and juice. The breakfast was substantial and delicious with cakes and croissants, and the restaurant was really nice.
Benjamin
2023-05-20
This place was quaint little in general with a top-class staff team. Perfect location, a museum and a cathedral were near the hotel. On top of that, bars and restaurants were near the property.
John
2023-05-17
Excellent location, really cool area, close enough to Montmartre, bus, metro and many lovely eateries and two metro stops.
Disappointing staff!
Johnny
2023-04-21
Excellent location for visiting Paris, it's so close to metro station and the Monmarte region, and many restuarants nearby.
Andy
2023-04-03
The location was great and fantastic - just a walk down to everywhere we wanted to go. You could walk to a market and a bakery.
Constance
2023-03-08
A unique and cool hotel, my first choice in Paris. Central location - near a cathedral and a museum. Near restaurants and bars. Soundproof room with a view, terrific service. Amicable staff, smooth check-in and superb bar. Breakfast with different juices, decent varieties plus musli.
Evan
2023-02-01
We had a such wonderful time. We went on a trip and everything here was perfect. We truly enjoyed really nice restaurant. Its location relatively near Montmartre was particularly good.
Gareth
2023-01-13
Loved my very nice stay for 6 nights at the Hotel Joke. It had central location close to Collection T. And the area was lively, just next door to France and many lovely eateries😀
Sarah
2022-12-24
i had neat, light room with complimentary water, amusing decor and a patio, had good night's sleep. the service provided there was great.
Brian
2022-11-06
Straightforward place, cozy beds, cheerful stuff. Situated only 1 km from Collection T.
Jonathan
2022-10-31
Efficient staff, they smile all the time. The hotel offers lots of food that was delicious!
Brian
2022-09-06
Unbeatable and brilliant location to Grevin Museum. Just next door to main train stations, Carrefour City and both the communal areas...
Sarah
2022-09-05
The unit we got was tastefully decorated and perfect with complimentary water as well as comfy bed. Central location was a plus.
Unfortunately Wi-Fi was terrible.
Charles
2022-08-20
Had really amazing stay for 6 nights at the Hotel Joke. The food was appetising and there were lots of dishes in the menu. My room was neat & soundproof with a patio, the bedroom plus complimentary minibar. The staff was AMICABLE and accommodating, everything was perfect. The location was simple, relatively close to Gare Saint-Lazare.
Ron
2021-02-02
Spend our time here greatly. 9th arr. District was worth exploring.
Robert
2019-12-20
Very good setting not far from a subway station. Located in the tourist area, the hotel offered affordable prices. Consider staying here if you plan to visit the louvre.